juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.
Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.
by MichaeltranUSA December 01, 2017
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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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Arm Juice

Arm juice is the liquid taken out of your arm by a medical professional to exam the content to ensure you are healthy.
The term arm juice is especially used by , and for, people who are terrified of blood.
(Also referred to as blood, by those not afraid of that word).
I have to go to the clinic to give some arm juice.
The doctor wants to check my arm juice.
by PaulFamily6 May 22, 2019
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Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.
"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "
by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015
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Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.
I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.
by Your3mamas September 22, 2015
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Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.
by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 06, 2021
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Juice Puss

Multiple meaning word used in south Houston referring to just about anything
Chris won’t shotgun that beer he is a “Juice Puss”
Logan banged this girl and she had a fat “Juice Puss”
by Bigurbanjuice May 27, 2020
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