sausage hooping

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

by x0mbiez July 6, 2025

Adam Hopkins

Vape lord, goons to little children but only sometimes.
famous quotes include:

"I'm a good driver, just not a safe one" and "You should see my finger game type shit"

What the hell Adam Hopkins are you seriously gooning to little children again???

by John Johames July 22, 2025

Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.

Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.

by RDESlick November 5, 2025

Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.

Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.

by Harry Chin November 20, 2025

Dylan Alexander Hopkins

Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia

"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "

"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"

by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

The Longest Tenured Edmonton Oiler (as of right now). Has had solid production despite the carousel of coaches that have gone through Edmonton. He is a fan favorite of many Edmonton faithful.

An Absolute Legend. NUUUUUUUUUGE

Oilers Fan #1: Did you see how Ryan Nugent-Hopkins did last night?

Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks

by Capone93 June 2, 2022

An Aaron Hopkins

The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.

Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed

Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell

Boy 1:well that it what it is

Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?

Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean

Boy 2: yeah I'm down

by Heiduehevevge November 30, 2024