Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

Him

Noah Handzel

Him being defined as: Oh my God did we just lose to Noah Handzel? Well cum on face and call me a whore.

by bigduckrandy November 14, 2023

Him

Patrick Surtain

Wow he's good at football, he's Him

by Local dictionary October 18, 2022

him

madelyn malone

oh madelyn? yeah she’s him

by toe freak September 12, 2022

HIM

Too P. Too hot. Too fye. Cant be fucked with on any level
That guy that’ll take you’re wife. And ya dog. Just cuz he know she gonna want that out the divorce.

“Omg Ashad you’re really him”

“I’m really him bro”

“You really not him for real!!”

by 4d. Shadamaticus May 4, 2022

hims

A brand of penis enlargement pills. Advertised on the popular porn site Pornhub.

Bob: Did you see that ad for hims?
Bill: yeah!

by Stop. Just stop. November 14, 2018

Dating him

Getting an Eli is adventurous there are some learning curves but overall when you're with him you're always having fun and smiling to the point where your face hurts but you're so happy that you really don't know this or mind it the super kind and is so freaking weird but that's what makes him interest you think this might not last forever but lasts he always wants the best for you and cares very deeply making sure you're okay and happy Above All Else

Dating him , it will change your life

by 1313Hanta March 31, 2023