globble

1. Mainly, the general feeling of disorientation and helplessness caused by the impacts of globalization. Someone who is feeling globbled may be angry, depressed, sad, etc, because of the sense of being unable to process the increasing amount of changes globalization brings into our life.

2. A tangible impact of globalization, such as a job loss.

"Gosh Sara, what's the matter? You look so glum." "Yeah, I read the newspaper today and I'm feeeling really globbled."

"Mark had this great job in advertising, but it was globbled. Now he's working as a check-out clerk at Wal-mart."

by Will Krider February 23, 2004

Poop Gobbler

n. 1) Someone who craves and indulges in consuming their own fecal matter.

n. 2) Someone who sucks really badly.

Rick: "I have something to tell you Matt"
Matt: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm a poop gobbler... I crave my own shit!"

"That poop gobbler's a poop gobblin'!"

by J-nig what what October 11, 2006

Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.

Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!

by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014

Gooble Gobble

When a person is high on speed and talks with a speeded up , confused tone

Hillbilly Hill was about to gooble gobble for hours on end after hits off the pookie.

by kushbrainz October 28, 2014

cum gobbler

A homosexual male who enjoys engaging in fellatio

He's a cum gobbler going way back.

by Todd Patina June 30, 2005

Grobber

Noun that describes a person that steals and/or destroys the hopes, dreams, future, success, glory, etc., of a larger group of people or an organization that represents said group.

Originates with Greg Robinson, a head coach of Syracuse University's football team, who oversaw the dramatic collapse of a once-successful athletic program.

Can also be used as a verb.

It had taken three years. Three long years. But finally, Robinson could look out upon the ruins of that hated city, once-proud, once-powerful, now covered by the cold, falling snow. The foolish denizens of the city-state of Syracuse shivered among the broken pillars of their desolate city, once again staying home another winter, whispering to one another around garbage-can fires in dimly-lit caves, whispering only:

"The Grobber has come."

And now, the Syracusiai could only eye with fear that once-sainted ground where the Orange had stood, the Holy Dome, now perverted to the Grobber's mysteries. He had taken their glory. He had molested their city. He had Grobbered their dream.

The Grobber turned from the window to face the figure behind him. The cracked expression barely conveyed the dementia encapsulated within the deranged mind of his round, globular companion.

"Otto," the Grobber said, "Inform the Conclave. Begin the invasion. The time of the Crab People is at hand."

by SKim172 October 1, 2008

Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.

*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*

by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008