nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.

Look at that guy

What a Nathan green

by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019

green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

The Green Helicopter

When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.

Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.

by jefferyhoward2 June 25, 2021

green politics

Derived from 'green envy'; a political stance based upon envy of anyone earning more than the commentator regardless of skill or ability. Perception by some that politicians are all freeloaders and worthless so not entitles to a reasonable rate of remuneration.
The 'green' may or may not be a reference to the 'greenback' US $.

Nothing to do with the environment.

Q: So, how is it that Mr.Xyz is worth £65k pa ($100,000)?

He only sits there and votes occasionally.
A: That's just green politics because no one thinks you are worth that much!

by MoLincs July 23, 2010

Leaf Green

A dark green of most tree leaves. Symbolizes, wisdom, comfort, and loyalty. Also of a deep, pure, and true love based of faith and honesty, not sex.

“He/She had the aura of leaf green, of a true sort of person”

by Erica5 January 6, 2009

bring green

The action of bringing (marijuana) to a location. Used over the centuries among pot smokers to let each other know to bring an ample supply or at minimum for the impending session.

Yo don’t forget to bring green tonight, we are going to get lit.

by Pot smoker October 24, 2019