snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 November 1, 2010

Postcard from Veronica

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.

P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.

by PoopyFace TomatoNose May 14, 2012

sip from the furry cup

Oral sex on a female.

"Hey man, you think Becky's ever sipped from the furry cup?"

"I sipped from the furry cup last night, and now I think i have herpes."

"I don't sip from the furry cup cause she got some pretty serious femmine odor."

by swat90 September 4, 2014

Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

Allie from Movie Land

The most sweetest, hard working person ever.

Oh no it's alright, Allie from Movie Land answered the question and helped out at training!

by are we still friends October 27, 2020

you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022