Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

Giga Shart

A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere

Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?

Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart

by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021

Shart Shaming

shaming somebody for sharting

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.

by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

The running sharts

Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess

thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.

by buttface headturds April 29, 2020

Shart

An unintentional defecation that occurs during the relaxation of the anal sphincter to pass flatulence. It can occur as hard fecal matter but most commonly occurs as diarrhoea. Sharting can also refer to diarrhoea itself, especially the explosive variation.

Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.

Person 1: I just sharted
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Shart

by Why'd you search this up? August 20, 2023