Dirt Trackin'

When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex

Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021

Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.

Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.

by Salt001 May 9, 2013

Dirt pig

A gay man who gets off from coprophagia or just plain feces

Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit

Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)

by Kardeaye December 5, 2021

dirt roll

Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight

I am going to dirt roll you

by KRobin August 9, 2018

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023