South Side Flats is a blood stained, weed smelling, broken down excuse for an apartment complex in Dallas. Do you want to get shot while sitting on your couch? Move here. Do you want your car broken into constantly even when it’s parked behind what is supposed to be a locked gate? Move here. Do you like smelling weed in a smoke free community the second you open your door? Move here. Are you and eight of your closest friends from prison looking to rent out a studio apartment for all of you to live in? Definitely move here. Just make sure you aren’t handicapped, the elevator hasn’t worked for almost a year.
by _Girth_Brooks_ May 24, 2019
A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.
Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
by Hortler_the_great November 06, 2017
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
by b rain t November 07, 2008
A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
by The Bizzle 1978 March 17, 2014
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled
by Milfhentaisenpai April 10, 2022