faker fans

1. Kids/Teens (usually girls) that only like a band because they are 'hawt' or 'smexy'. Don't appreciate their music AT ALL. Most likely dont even know more than 3 of their songs. Often don't even know their names. Yet they still claim to be "Mrs. ____ _____."

Example A:

FF:"Dayummm who's that yummy lookin guitar player with the curly hair?"
True Fan:"That would be Nick..."
FF:"Dayummm I'm gonna fuckk that Nick HARD."
True Fan:"Oh god..not another one of those faker fans."

Example B:

FF#1: "You know the Jonas Brothers?"
FF#2: "Yeah, that old Disney band..right? What about them?"
FF#1: "They got HOT!"
FF#2: "No way, girl. Which one is the hottest?"
FF#1: "The one with the jew fro. I think his name is...err....Ned! Yeah Ned."
FF#2: "I'm marrying that Ned!"
TF: "Hey, guys. Who is this Ned you're marrying?"
FF#2: "Ned Jonas!"
TF: "Oh god.."

by Ashley Jonas November 12, 2007

Flaked

Adjective- meaning laid back or incredibly relaxed

Hey man how was last night ? Oh it was so flaked man, a few cans few chats

by TBBBKSCVCCPMJKCPRBVSMMG February 8, 2019

flamer

someone whos really gay, or somebody whos just pissing you off

jeffs being suck a flamer

by hfdzjsyridid July 8, 2003

nigger flakes

a cereal eaten by hillbillys. most common in states such as tennessee where the population is over 50% incest bred mother fuckers

also reffered to as: honey bunches of nigga, frosted nigger flakes, negro-o's, and nigger loops

that white mofo had some nigger flakes for breakfast

by A concerned Neega January 3, 2009

Flake

Some worthless dude who basically hates women but sucks them in to think otherwise. His answer to everything is "Sorry"...with a big whine!!!

Don't be fooled ladies. He is very deceptive and SUCH A BIG FLAKE!!!

Nice women get totally sucked in my these guys...
This guy TAKES THE CAKE!!!

Relationship starts off with all the chivalry-opening doors, opening car door, nice words, holding hands, hugs, lots of kisses-gets you hooked then BANG, for no reason, one day doesn't want to kiss you
GFriend-what's wrong here? Why don't you want to kiss me?
Him-Oh, I forgot to tell you, I really don't like kissing
GFriend - What??? Last week you couldn't get enough of me, WTF???
Him-SORRY, I made a mistake and shouldn't have done that-I really don't like kissing
FLAKE!!!

This is the BEST ONE!

He hasn't called in 2 months-we broke up
Him-Hi how are things...etc, etc, etc, Then asks me about concert tickets to his favorite band that I bought tickets for
ex-Gfriend-thought you weren't coming so I invited someone else
Him-AWWWW
ex-Gfriend-well what do you expect, I havn't hear from you in 2 months
Him-I've been busy
ex-Gfriend-tell you what - the other concert in October for the same band-you can come then-you just have to pay for your $75 ticket. If you ACTUALLY SHOW UP, then I'll buy dinner, if not, then I'll give your ticket to someone else and you lose the $$. Sound fair?
Him-Yes, that's fair

Haven't heard from him since...LOL...F'n DUMBASS FLAKE!!!...I knew he would disappear again!!! Good riddence...

by RawAngel July 28, 2010

flakeboy

a very pale white boy who with visible dandruff all over his head. he usually avoids showers and hates niggers. has flakey skin (caution do not get too close or his flakes might cut you).

i would like flakeboy to sleepover, but i don't want him to get flakes all over my carpet.

by uglyflakefaggot December 5, 2009

Frosted Flakes

Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.

Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!

Junkie: Breakfast of champions...

by Snowflake 2.0 August 6, 2012