Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.
Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015

Matteo acted angry, but secretly enjoyed the glitter fest with Steph and Rachel. Most men would be lucky to be covered in glitter by 2 girls.
by Stephines January 5, 2008

(1) A party or gathering in which 80% of the attendees are female..cus of their vaginas. (2) A reverse sausage fest.
(1) "Dude come to this party it's a total Lip fest."
(2) "Man this baby shower is a huge Lip fest"
(3) "I heard the bachelorette party was a complete Lip fest."
(2) "Man this baby shower is a huge Lip fest"
(3) "I heard the bachelorette party was a complete Lip fest."
by SUPER DRAGON!! October 3, 2015

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.
2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
by Hodor91 June 12, 2018

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

by Shellypolecat November 18, 2023
