hashtag fairy 

A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.

Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.

hashtag fairy by dayvurd January 9, 2015

peanut fairy 

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

peanut fairy by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Hairy fairy land 

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

Hairy fairy land by Minty February 15, 2017

fridge fairy 

A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking

Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!

fridge fairy by Thid April 27, 2017

red fairy 

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

red fairy by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017

dildo fairy 

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

dildo fairy by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Internet fairy 

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

Internet fairy by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019