Faded

When you are high on pot and buzzed/drunk on booze at the same time.

"I am too faded rn."

by kaleido-skope July 8, 2023

Fade the Fade

When people do not like how people want to change the original option.

Yo let’s get food. No fade I’m not hungry. Fade the fade, food is necessary for us to eat

by anonymous November 27, 2025

Fade

Noun: an oath or fealty breaker. One with no morals, honor, or loyalty to their word or friends.

Hey that guy Fade is a real friend betraying asshole isn't he

by BoundbyFealty February 4, 2022

fade

to skip or cancel a previous obligation

"fade class I'm sleeping in"

by sackbreath77 July 14, 2025

Trump Fade

The Trump Fade occurs when Donald J. Trump opens his gumpers spouting nonsense about economics, causing the dollar index to jump. Then, less than 24 hours later, the dollar gets shit on again.

Did you guys watch that Trump Fade? I made like 100 pips

by FruityFrito January 26, 2018

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

fade

a makeshift bong, used as a temporary device for blazing; most often comprised of a plastic bottle (arizona green tea bottles work best) with two holes in it (one serving as the carb and the other to put a stem through). Of course, you will also need a bowl piece to put on the end of the stem (unscrewing the metal cap from a lazer pointer will suffice).

Yo my bong broke so we're just gonna have to make a fade.

by yajM October 9, 2008