Drag factor

When one sits in the cubical to defecate but sits on the throne for far to long the smell sinks into ones clothing causing one to drag the smell around with them.

Simon came back into the office after sitting on the toilet for a while and Kevin asked who bought in the drag factor ?

by Robo Snoopo August 19, 2019

I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.

"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)

by Wammycat August 28, 2013

Rock Factor

The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.

Dang, Ben's rock factor is off the charts. It's almost 1.0!

by romanovisaac December 15, 2022

Drool Factor

A very hot person. Good looking and charismatic.

To salivate.

Dudes got a drool factor close to a 10.

by Jayne Emerald June 16, 2017

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011

Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024