Facebook

Originally for college students to network and today every Tom, Dick and Harry has a profile. It's so bad that my Mom has a facebook profile and she wants to be my friend!!!

It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.

No Mom I can't have you as a Facebook friend, that's where I draw the line.

by glum68 January 7, 2009

facebook whore

Someone who adds people to their facebook for the sole purpose of having a bigger FB friend count

guy1:hey do you know this girl? she added me on facebook
guy2:Woah! i got added by her too
guy1:wow prolly just another facebook whore

by C.amistad April 18, 2008

Facebook Stalking

A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide

I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!

by ELProphet September 19, 2009

Facebook Duck Hunting

This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.

Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation

Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!

by Duck Hunter Jim February 5, 2012

Facebook Masturbator

A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.

Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook

by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010

Facebook Clean

When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.

"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!

Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"

by ArcticElephant December 18, 2009

facebook fingering

when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...

dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(

by jho408 June 20, 2010