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gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012
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Hardcore Farmer

The 14 year old associate of slippers who takes driving a tractor religiously.
by AVA SLIPPERS January 30, 2012
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clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
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potatoe farmer

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys
the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.
by bnt07 November 22, 2011
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.
Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi
by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023
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Farmer wall

Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account
Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week
by Farmer wall June 19, 2023
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