fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 March 4, 2009

fecish

modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."

I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.

or

You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.

by benighse June 23, 2009

Fecalitate

a word used so signify an action having to do with feces

I am going to fecalitate the hell out of this bathroom.

by boogfry September 28, 2009

fecency

noun FEE-sen-see

the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you've seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.

You wish people had more of this if you're forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don't care what kind of mess they leave behind.

"In an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the shit-splatter he'd left all over the gas station's one public toilet."

by driptah September 9, 2009

Feconomics

The study of poop (feces) and flatulence. Feconomics is an edgy, up-and-coming field of study which aims to better understand the feconomy and all of its wonderful glory.

I wish I could make it to your party Connell, but I have feconomics class tonight.

by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010

fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.

Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.

by dmetz October 20, 2010