Ethan

The craziest kid you'll ever meet. But therefore the most interesting. Work it ladies work it!

Ethan is great.

by DracoFangirl September 28, 2017

Ethan

A lazy ass motherfucker with no balls

Ethan: Hey! Person: Wassup girl

by reeeepear November 22, 2018

Ethan

A sad lonely man who has no friends.

Ethan was an Ethan with leg ham.

by antidgfxejkdrwwetyjvcdze March 22, 2019

Ethan

They are super annoying and cannot do shit right.

Imagine being Ethan

by Your mim696 January 30, 2020

Vagina Ethiopian

What you say when you don't care about information someone has said to you and you want them to go away. Other than just yelling out: "GO AWAY!", you just say: "Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?" Most likely they will just run away screaming.

scenario 1:

Tina: Did you know that people lick peoples butts?
Emmet: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Tina: No.. EWWW!!

scenario 2:

Bob: I saw down my kindergarten teacher's shirt and saw that she had no bra! Jackpot!
Brenden: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Bob: NO!! EWEWWWW!!EEWE!!!

by penis_glove June 8, 2019

humorist ethics

A system of conduct where one acts solely to create the greatest amount of humor possible.

Jack could have given in and just let her know about the inside joke, but since he believed in humorist ethics, he drew out the conversation to revel in her frustration.

by carpenoctem63141 February 28, 2009

Ethan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.

I just played some baseball, and really had an Ethan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just ethan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

by Starbuch2003 February 19, 2015