Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

engineer

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Engineer Gaming moment

Very poggers indeed

by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.

One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019