dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian June 28, 2016

dusty

Dusty can be used in a way of saying "cool" when describing outfits.

I am planning on putting together an outfit that says dusty.

by shonishipper November 1, 2021

Dusty ArseHole

When you go to lick someones arsehole and you have to literally blow dust and sand off of it

I'm gonna lick your arsehole ........... nevermind you have a Dusty Arsehole

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Dusty Fletcher

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.

Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.

He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.

I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.

Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.

It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.

Queefing dust.

by okalydokaly September 5, 2015

Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.

I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.

by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019