Slope Dude

A god among men

As slope dude falls down the slope, he yells the biggest curse word in math possible. "UNDEFINEDDD!!!"

by Slope Dude (Me) December 17, 2019

Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.

Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%

by Commander Queef December 15, 2018

dude glue

semen

I touched my weiner until dude glue came out.

by superepicbros September 8, 2017

dude stop

Most efficient conversation stopper, most commonly used for interrupting the dictatorship of one's parents.

Mom: Hey son, I need you to take out the--
Son: Dude stop!
Mom: (silent)

by LeJoker July 31, 2012

Dude-Friend

A girl who isn't girlfriend material, but she happens to be chill as fuck. Upon first glance she seems dateable but after further deductions she is too cool to date and is automatically a best friend. (friendzone)

Chad: YO DUDE!
Bill: What?
Chad: I heard you were hanging with your girl last night.
Bill: Yea it was a lot of fun.
Chad: Did you try and put IT in her?
Bill: Nah.... she's just a dude-friend.

by Bill... (The yak rapist) November 21, 2015

sure dude

some thing when people say when they dont care what u have to say ...

jessica: you need to check the mail

eric: sure dude

by mehhcitybitch December 13, 2012

dude shiza

to get rid of frustration like IB stress or like getting locked out of the house without keys

She said that? ''dude shiza'', i can't believe it.
like frustrated:
"duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuudddddeeee sssssshiiiiiiiiiiizzzzaaaaaaaa" or just dude shiza.

like bored:

"shiza man"
"dude"

like unequally treated: SHIZA DUUUUUDE

like astonished:
"she said that; SHIZA MAN
NO NO NO DUUUUDE"

by eve and mitra September 3, 2006