subprime dude

Low life, untrustworthy, not worth giving your time nor attention to, looser, scrub

Don't waste your vibe on that subprime dude.

by Dr. Philogolist January 29, 2009

Zwine Dude

A guy who thinks he's the shit and is cocky on the outside, but in reality he sucks at life and has no confidence.

"Hey Jenny, I know Kevin, and trust me, he's totally a Zwine Dude."

"Don't bother letting Kevin get to you because he's a total Zwine Dude."

by spearminty06 July 6, 2009

Dude-punch

The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.

Get away from me or I'll dude-punch your ass!

by MegKelso January 27, 2009

that dude on the bus

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think

look at that dude on the bus

by neoooo April 29, 2019

Dude Block

Generally when a group of guys get together, they tend to out-testosterone each other with stupid comments and scenarios, generally a third party middle man is needed to intervene and end this event.

Mr.Curran: Ok, I like that sentence, let's sex it up.
John: Huh huh, sex-
Jake: This one time I was with Jenny and we-
Mr.Curran: *Interrupting* Dude Block.

by JayARRGHH October 20, 2010

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

Dude Puss

1. Another way of saying a mans asshole.

2. A Dyke's gash.

Tweak:Dude i went to the strip club last night!
Craig: Did you crush any dude puss?
Tweak: no, it wasnt gay day tuesday.

Jeff: hey you see that dyke over there? would you crush that?
Steve: Nah that looks like a man, definitely has a dude puss...100%

by Commander Queef December 15, 2018