sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020

derp dolphin

Bruh moment :)

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments

by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 08, 2016

Dolphin brain

Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.

Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.

NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.

(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)

Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids

NT: ???

With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes

ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple

ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids

by Miss_Em February 25, 2021

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024