couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

big douche

Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead

1. big douche

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.

Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

by Jefe's mom May 16, 2011

little douchebag

When something is being extremely difficult and therefore pisses you off

This laptop is being such a little douchebag!

by track555 August 6, 2016

Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006

double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"

El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009