Dippy Dog

The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.

Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.

by Pepti November 10, 2021

Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017