Shotgun Divorce

When a woman shoots her husband because he got another woman pregnant.

Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!

by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010

Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

Navy Diver

Scallywags, through and through. Maximum strength, full-throttle, fuck you power! Neurotic to the bone, ornery bastards, and down right good looking! Max depth 130? Made of Neptunes blood and raw America! The best (and worst) you'll ever have and still, the one and only-Deep Sea.

Navy Diver: Hooyah Deepsea! Etc, etc....

Example:
CO: “ who the fuck shit on the quarter deck!?”
Navy Diver: “Fucking EOD guys I bet” (wipes ass)

by Deep Sea Doc August 7, 2019

the loyal divide

The Loyal Divide is the greatest band possibly of all time. The group is comprised of former students from the Miami University of Ohio which might have something to do with why they are so cool, but does nothing to explain why their music sounds so good.

"The Loyal Divide should probably do a show in Ann Arbor so I don't have to drive for hours to listen to amazing music"

by Nicolumbus September 21, 2008

angry scuba diver

When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver

by foxer1321 July 22, 2010

mung diving

Mung diving is when you and your friend (or enemy) go through the obituaries and find a recently dead hot chick, go to the graveyard and dig her up, lay her next to the gravestone, then you and your friend flip a coin. the loser has to put his/her mouth on the dead girls vag and the winner jumps from the top of the gravestone onto the dead chicks stomach shooting dead juice into the loosers mouth.
swallowing is optional depending on the nature of the bet

fuck you dude, we will settle this the manly way.... were mung diving to settle this

by shadowplyr July 26, 2008

dumpster diving

The activity of looking through garbage to find useful items or food. Dumpster diving can be done anywhere there are dumpsters or garbage cans. Residential diving is usually done in a suburbs (but it's best done in rich neighborhoods). Retail diving is usually done at stores. Corporate diving, if I remember correctly, is done outside office buildings, and I can't remember what industrial diving is (use a search engine).

John: Last night I went dumpster diving.
Bill: Find anything?
John: Yeah, this CD player and a PS2 controller.
Bill: The things people throw away....

by Synthic November 9, 2008