Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Get the Squirt dirtsmug. by Ruswals November 5, 2023
Get the Dirt Trackin'mug. by Dirte' July 17, 2021
Get the dirt herpiesmug. One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 9, 2013
Get the Dirt Hamstermug. Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit
Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around
Man 2: get the fuck away from me
(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)
Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around
Man 2: get the fuck away from me
(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)
by Kardeaye December 5, 2021
Get the Dirt pigmug. Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight
by KRobin August 9, 2018
Get the dirt rollmug. by se_allison December 20, 2016
Get the dirt sausagemug.