prick dildo

A complete and utter douchè bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam

Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam

by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

Nebraska Dildo

The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.

Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.

by loeff493 August 31, 2019

Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l May 12, 2012

The Dildo Sweats

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.

"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!

by Macaycay February 25, 2014

dildo bag

A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.

Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.

"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."

by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010