digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.

That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.

by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011

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Digital Romance

A relationship that primarily takes place online with little to no physical or in person contact.

Typically takes place solely over the phone and includes romantic texts, talking about being together, and soon saying I love you, as well as starting a relationship with someone, all without actually meeting the person behind the screen.

Hey, did you ever text back that guy who dm’ed you?
-Nah, I’m not looking for a digital romance, I want something real.

by Devious Darling September 19, 2022

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Richard Digits

A less jarring way of calling someone "Dick Fingers".

P1: Woah, I didn't mean for that to break..
P2: Jesus, Richard Digits, be careful with that!

by Cpt-Grumpy October 16, 2025

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digital panhandler

Someone who begs/asks for money utilizing a fake story like becoming sick and needing money for theirs or even a loved ones medical condition/operation as a way of profiting for their own personal gain.

That man made $150K from people who donated to him through his GoFundMe that said he was sick and needed cancer treatments, and come to find out he never even had cancer! Just another example of a Digital Panhandler.

by LakotaN8ive December 15, 2022

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