Desert Lips

Very dry vagina lips.

"God that bitch I boned last night had massive desert lips!"

by EmperorX November 11, 2012

desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!

1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"

by mooroobool November 13, 2013

Desert Guy

Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.

Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.

History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.

Abbrieviated - DG

"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."

"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."

by FFRRAANNKK November 15, 2013

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

Densehead

a really stupid "dense in the head" cockgobbler

you are a densehead muthaphuka

by sabbal kyrat October 5, 2015

deseriie

A very beautiful and unique girl. Laid back but never afraid to speak her mind. Hard to handle but very easy to love. Usually great in bed and loves to please others. Commonly known for her strong mind set and unbearable amount of stubbornness. Appears very self centered but once in love their world and life revolves around that one person. Loyalty runs amazingly deep, but once you lose her trust its done for. Not very many can even begin to compare to her true beauty both inside and out. Truly a remarkable piece of art none like her. Definitely fit for mother wife and queen.

Deseriie is a very amazing person

by Hxv January 13, 2016