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date rape elbow

To use one elbow in self defense in order to thwart an unwanted sexual advance.
Kyle was all over me and wouldn't take no for an answer so I had to give him the "date rape elbow" in his face.
by The Wizened One July 23, 2007
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Date Rape Face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist. AKA, Skeet Ulrich.
by anonazn December 19, 2008
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Date with Mary Jane

doing weed
"I got a date with Mary Jane this Saturday."
by thekatechick May 31, 2009
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date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
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Straight Date

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."

"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
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Roommate Date

A date consisting of mating in one's room.
Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.
by Sam Wigman January 30, 2010
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up-to-date

When you have patrolled or surveyed a party or group of people, looked for possible pick ups and have narrowed down the choices to a few you could date.
Dude 1: Bro have you found anyone interesting here yet?
Dude 2: Ya man, im pretty up-to-date.
by Quite Easily Demonstrated September 2, 2013
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