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cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.
I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.
by lameobitch January 23, 2009
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cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.
stop being such a cuntankle.
by simon August 19, 2004
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cuntanet

1:) cuntanet: The online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren't inconvienient enough.

2:)A place to which all 10% of non porn is given over to people who have no lives. EG: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to ban kids books when they should be being mothers. Essentially anyone not doing, watching or making porn use the cuntanet.
STEVE: Yo, Dude where the hell are you?
DAVE: I'm on the cuntanet.
STEVE: The what?
DAVE: The cuntanet.
STEVE: Yeah, I heard, I'm not deaf. What the fuck is the cuntanet?
DAVE: It's where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and myspacers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
STEVE: So, it's your stupid name for the internet.
DAVE: Why don't you go practise your grapholagnia?
STEVE:Because you're too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your anus.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 22, 2009
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Centaur

The mainline tank of the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) in the Gears of War series by epic games. The Centaur resembles an M4 Sherman on steroids with its treads replaced by four monster truck tires with four wheel steering. It is designed to be fast and rugged.
by atomicpacman July 15, 2011
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cuntaserole

a vagina rolled up with sauerkraut in the middle. most commonly used as a more fancy name for cunt.
damn that logan, i heard she made her dog eat her cuntaserole.

that john is such a fucking cuntaserole. i hate him.
by ulrich May 10, 2005
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cuntalizing

word started by Erica S and Nicole P. it is the act of ruining ones life with the attitude of a cunt
Stop cuntalizing my life
by nicholnicholnichol August 25, 2010
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Cuntagious

An unhealthy, ongoing disease when a female has a tendency to turn nice girls into bitches by becoming their friend leading to the nice girl becoming cuntagious
Guy: Are you hanging out with that bitch Laura??
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Be careful, she's cuntagious.
by Mr. Geeny-Us November 15, 2011
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