Cummoley

A practical joke where the filling of any given pastry, especially cannolis, is replaced with cum.

"Did you see the look on his face when he bit into that cummoley? Classic!"

by El King Mads January 1, 2012

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 9, 2015

cummere

When texting, its used to tell the other person to come here to have sex, thus the term cummere.

CHICK: IM JUST AT HOME BORED, AND HORNY.
DUDE: OKAY CUMMERE

CA

by masteralexander November 11, 2015

Cummage

The discharge produced by both parties during marathon sex session

When he withdrew, they were both covered in large amounts of cummage.

by MisssssH May 8, 2016

Cummy Kitty

The act of ejaculating unto a hairy pussy.

Just before he came, John pulled out and have Lisa a Cummy Kitty.

by Fuka Jin June 30, 2016

Cummies

When you get very stimulated from looking or watching something

"This video gives me big cummies

by Bigcummies July 10, 2016