A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed
Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
Fucking ket ‘ed
Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
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by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
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They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
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by aaron88800 August 10, 2022
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2. (n) Someone who craves a connection and intimacy.
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by Dreyah August 24, 2022
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Batman: Not much. Split an 8-ball of cocaine with Gordon he got in a bust earlier. Went over and cuddle-banged Catwoman afterwards. You?
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by Jew Fat September 8, 2022
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