Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 03, 2023

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

Crystal Goyette

French for gonorrhea

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette

by C Goyette May 12, 2023

Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.

After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.

by Barefoot&boots February 27, 2016

crystal with a K

a hooker that you pick up off the street

you are a crystal with a K i saw you suckin.

by RUWet.TTV January 18, 2019

crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 10, 2024

Crystals Reddit

403 Forbidden

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit

by HookTheGamer December 30, 2021