Crock Pot

Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.

Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.

by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011

crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).

She gave me a crocodile smile.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010

crockZ

a homosexual kid that runs a lot and likes men

crockZ rockZ the cockZ

by crocker December 3, 2003

Crocodili

the stuffed crocodile Snooki from Jersey Shore has. he is her lover when vinny is smooshing Grenades.

JWOW: "who you gonna smoosh tonight?"
Snooki: "crocodili is gonna be my bf for the night"

by meagz21 April 11, 2011

Betty Crocker

When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender

" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"

" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"

"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"

by BASEGOD1 November 9, 2011

crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon

that shit was crocodile dung

by slippysloppyfuckers November 12, 2009

Crocodilian

a psychic, samurai, shot gun shooting, telekineses, shopping, dangerous, Korean, meditating, anti-gravity, cussing, babe magnetizing, hot dog eating crocodile.

Dami Oyeyemi, Tarek Al-Rafae, Jaeyoon Park, and all Crocodilians around the world

by Dami, Tarek, and Jaeyoon May 8, 2011