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creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
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cock creeping

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!
by THECOOL> January 2, 2012
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Creep Spiral

The effect where by creepiness prevents someone from making the friends or connections required to be told how to stop being a creep. A creep 22 if you will.
Jenny: "Jack's such a creep, you'd think he'd learn by now."
Dave: "He's suck in a creep spiral."
by Klaustrix March 29, 2021
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creep city

So creepy that it could be the designated location of everything creepy
I don't want to carry that fake baby, it's major creep city.
by Natareee April 7, 2021
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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