Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf

Hey can I have a couchie cotton please

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.

Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."

by Javisst June 2, 2017

Yellow Cotton Bud

A Cotton Bud that is already used, The cotton part is Ochre or Yellow

1: Bro what's that?
2: Yellow Cotton Bud

by IHateIPhoneUsers September 26, 2020

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Cotton candy sky

“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.

Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.

“It’s a cotton candy sky!”

by LmaoImGod June 4, 2021