Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021
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Get the roguefort cookie mug.The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
by This hour has 42 minutes June 2, 2009
Get the Wisdom cookie mug.Me: wanna try somethin called Deevil Cookies
Friend: what's that
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Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
by lemonsnot November 5, 2017
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Get the shookie cookie mug.Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013
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