by Cookielover571 May 24, 2018
Get the Pink cookiemug. The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
Get the Cookie Listmug. by Shookenchild January 16, 2017
Get the shookie cookiemug. Me: wanna try somethin called Deevil Cookies
Friend: what's that
Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
Friend: what's that
Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies
by lemonsnot November 5, 2017
Get the deevil cookiesmug. Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013
Get the A Hairy Cookiemug. The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
by This hour has 42 minutes June 2, 2009
Get the Wisdom cookiemug. by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017
Get the Vanilla cookiemug.