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cookie run

literally the worst fucking game known to man. the fandom is shit and full of 10 year olds, and the game itself is a shame to society. If i saw the cookies on my phone i would throw it into a fire and move to an off grid property in Alaska just to be far away from the game and its fanbase.
hey dude, wanna play cookie run?”
“wtf”
by analtumors58 December 30, 2021
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cookie whore

someone who get payed in food
chilla is sucha cookie whore she eats all the time
by vnus,sioud October 3, 2003
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cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004
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COOKIE DOUGH!

A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. July 20, 2008
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cookie monster

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.
by the ham December 28, 2005
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Cookie Love

A white/half-cast woman who simply cannot date white male's for longer than a week because of the undying love for a juicy black cock.
"She's a cookie lover"
"I went out with that cookie lover for a week and got dumped for a black guy!"

White Male: Hey do you wanna go down town tonight?
White/Half-cast woman: Sorry im busy tonight with Tyrel
by ma7 August 29, 2009
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cookie buddys

friends who randomly have the same amount of cookies they can eat after a parent cooks them and eats his own and they calculate how many weight watchers points they had
don made cookies, don had 3 and there was 10 left over. billy and brandon each got 5. that makes them cookie buddys!!!
by brando calrisian November 15, 2007
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