CONTROLARARISTARING

A very very very very very very very controling person eho acts like your mother
Hoo has very curly ginger hair (jks)

you are so controlararistaring!goh

by Ollie987654321 May 6, 2007

control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.

Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010

gun control

A controversial set of policies in the United States particularly. It is essentially the mentality behind Prohibition applied to firearms. And oddly, many of its proponents say you have a right to drink alcohol, though it is not specifically inscribed in the Bill of Rights, while ownership of firearms is enumerated as a right in said Bill of Rights.

Gun control amuses me. They'll throw the book at a licensed gun dealer who makes a spelling error on one of their forms. But federal agencies lost over 1000 firearms last year and I don't see the BATFE auditing the FBI.

by J. Gerth April 19, 2007

Controlling women

Funny how you're perfectly willing to try to control non-women (like, whether or not they have a platform) but when it comes to expecting them to control THEMSELVES and deal with the consequences of their own action THAT is blasphemy. People don't need THEIR rights but women NEED to be able to dispose of their offspring. Because that's societies job apparently. Ameliorate the downsides of having to be a woman at the cost of everyone else. How many kids (who belong to women who didn't fuck me) have my tax dollars fed? Too many. Waaaay too fucking many.

Hym "The only people controlling women are the fat-cocks. Their doing whatever the fat-cocks want and getting tossed back to the mob to clean up the scraps. Do fat-cocks advocate for abortion? Yes! Especially the ones at least. Why? Because they can't AFFORD to knock up all of the women they are fucking. They need women to be able to dispose of their mutual offspring or the won't be able to pay for the child support all of the fat cocks get thrown in a cage. Where they belong. Fucking mongrels."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023