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the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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Reuben Complex

the state in a man's life in which he truely believes every woman wants his nuts
Johnny seems to be in some sort of reuben complex
by Team Mongrol May 7, 2008
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Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.
"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"
by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009
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complete ownage

n. When one is completely submissive (ie, the "biotch") to another during a conflict
Lin exhibited complete ownage over Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home feeling less of a man.
by Trey P. September 22, 2008
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Complete Your Journey

The act of masterbation and coming to a climax.
Roommate says to other roommate that finally gets done with shower: "You were in that shower for a long ass time, dude....
Did you complete your journey or what asshole?"
by J. Edward April 7, 2009
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Completely awesome!

Good friend, great person, caring, giving, will help if possible, and if unable to, will apologize for not being able to.
Completely awesome!
by The Drummerman February 3, 2010
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complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
by Mimono July 23, 2010
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