Skip to main content

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS

Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004
mugGet the TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS mug.

commentariat

A collective term referring to news analysts and commentators.
The war on terror is consistently referred to as the single most divisive political issue by the commentariat.
by Bowtie42 August 26, 2007
mugGet the commentariat mug.

Hot commodity

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with
Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her
by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018
mugGet the Hot commodity mug.

eastlea community school

Is a school where the teachers insult, stress and bring down the self esteem of its students.
"Did you hear about the school in which a teacher threw a pen at his students?"

"Oh you mean Eastlea Community School."
by Depressed Child April 19, 2019
mugGet the eastlea community school mug.

dot common

Description of ho-hum, everyday occurrences online.
Russian hacking of our newsfeeds, our election and our online lives overall has become entirely dot common.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2019
mugGet the dot common mug.

Closet Commie

Closet Commie is another euphemism for Leftist, also known as Moderate, Progressive, or Liberal. Sometimes call themselves "New Lefties", but routinely disavow the hard-core Bolsheviks, who were well known for the infamous "Red Terror", consisting of violently attacking religious or patriotic figures, often killing same, destroying property property and causing serious, gratuitous injury, even to innocent bystanders and passersby. Such generally have had positive media coverage and even police and prosecutorial support, though they often attack such authorities violently.
The CNN anchorman was a closet commie; he wouldn't label ANTIFA as terrorists or Leftists themselves.
by BobbyBoyNYC October 27, 2020
mugGet the Closet Commie mug.

commando

Free-balling!! or not wearing undergarments
When going on a date that you know you're going to get some, it is best to go COMMANDO to save yourself the trouble of taking off your interior clothing
by Memo August 9, 2004
mugGet the commando mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email