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Cock Fold

The act of using one's penis as a kickstand to prevent one's self from rolling off the bed and it folding in half.
This morning I gave myself a cock fold. It sure did hurt.
by Prisoner37462 January 12, 2017
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cock trot

When a female gets extremely drunk and sucks, touches, or sits on more than 3 dicks in one night.
Hey man. Did you hear that Stacey sucked three dicks this weekend!

Oh no way dude so she went on a cock trot?
by Austen Guill January 24, 2008
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cock a mooch

Your a cock a mooch!
by Baby girl 1973 May 13, 2017
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COCK SOLID

1. A chant used by dweebs when something exciting or hardcore happens, usually something that gives you a metaphorical erection. Originates from Malphites "rock solid" line.

2. Can also be used to describe something being sick or cool.
1. COCK SOLID, COCK SOLID, COCK SOLID!

2. Calling me gay wasn't very cock solid of you.
by FarquadFloof November 2, 2018
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cock worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Cock Nursing

The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.
Him: What did you wanna do tonight?

Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.

Him: Ok. Enough said.
by LadyBitz August 5, 2022
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Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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