Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.

THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19

by FUCK THAT BITCH CAROL BASKIN April 5, 2020

The Anti-Covid day

the Anti-Covid day is the day we celebrate Covid-19 vanish from this earth on January 5th of 2021 (this is a joke by the way)

It's the Anti-Covid day, so now I can celebrate however the fuck I want covid 19 to be gone, FUCK YEAH!

by FunnyNumbers69and420 December 31, 2020

me during covid

definition: bored and dumb when covid is a thing. for those of you reading this in the future, IM REALLY BORED PLEASE HELP ME!!

definition: me during covid
example:
random person: whats up
me: it's magically delicious
random: what's wrong with you?
me: anything and everything
random: oh...
me: ...
random: I'm just gonna leave
me: can i get a HOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by basically emo cole May 10, 2021

Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.

by Jen X December 21, 2021

Covid-19

the boomer remover, also known as Coronavirus.

Jim: Dude my grandmother got Covid-19 and died!
Jeff: Well, it os the boomer remover.

by sjyhgfgdrgtuykhngff March 20, 2020

COVID-19

A severe respiratory illness caused by a coronavirus. The virus is transmitted by contact with infectious material, air transmission, contact with an object that has the virus on it. COVID-19 was first reported in Wuhan, China. The virus is also named SARS-COV-2, from the Sars virus which was also a family of the Coronavirus. The CO in Coronavirus stands for "Corona", the VI stands for "Virus", the D stands for "Disease", The -19 is the year when the first case came out, recovery for mild cases is approximately 2 weeks. Recovery time for severe cases of the virus will take up to 3-6 weeks to recover. On March 11th, 2020 the COVID-19 outbreak was declared as a global pandemic by the W.H.O (World Health Organization). There is currently no vaccine for the virus. Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20-30 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth with unwashed hands. Wear a fase mask. Practice social distancing. Maintain a 6-foot distance from other people. Avoid crowds. Stay home!. Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash. Standard household cleansers and wipes are effective in cleaning and disinfecting frequently touched objects and surfaces. It’s currently flu and respiratory disease season and CDC recommends getting vaccinated, taking everyday preventive actions to stop the spread of germs, and taking flu antivirals if prescribed.

WHO: The COVID-19 pandemic is a global pandemic.
Everyone: Oh no.

by sexypalindrome May 22, 2020

Covid-19

A peice of shit virus that took over the world cause someone wanted to eat bat for some reason.

I gave my grandma covid-19 and she died I should've worn my mask

by Theren Car vroom vroom February 5, 2021