by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
Get the Christmas perineum mug.The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 28, 2011
Get the Christmas Monday mug.by Bearringsd December 26, 2018
Get the Christmas Taint mug.When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)
Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?
Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
by 4playdriving December 12, 2016
Get the christmas glue mug.A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015
Get the Christmas Puppy mug.the day before christmas day, often called christmas eve but is infact a celebration of the birthday of the oldest member of one direction
i love christmas eve
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!
by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021
Get the christmas eve mug.Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.
by Civic RR May 16, 2018
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