Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.
Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!
by Trollingpaula July 20, 2018
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.
by Dirty Actuary January 16, 2011
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Yankee choke

"How that chika you said you was into?"
"Francisca? Damn, shortie got that yankee choke pussy. I swear my soul left my body when she grip me with the choke."
by suxtizzy February 16, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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throwing a choke

Dude, my Grandma forgot to knock on my door and caught me throwing a choke.
by Noah Webster jr July 21, 2022
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choke check

Wrap both hands around the throat and ask her to swallow. If you feel an adam's apple, you might want to move on the the next chick at the bar.
Perform a choke check when you want to make sure its not a lady boy you are trying to take home.

If the lady boy has gone through a chondrolaryngoplasty, then the 'choke check' will fail
by darknight0832 January 13, 2012
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