Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food

human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS

by reaa! November 27, 2020

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

by kalumbwc May 30, 2023

I’m choked out

Extremely busy

I just can’t, I’m choked out at the moment

by C Unger April 16, 2024

choke

To feel or cause one to feel a strong emotion and struggle to speak because of it

I thought I would be able to give the eulogy, but I became so choked up that I couldn't do it

The author's speech on mortality really choked me up

by brunommmatos May 30, 2018