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Take care of home 

What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.
Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???
Take care of home by Fakeainthere September 21, 2018

Self-Care 

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls
Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day
Self-Care by robojay500 June 23, 2021

of my career 

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.
2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

Yo Momma Care 

A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."
White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"

You: "Yo momma care!"
Yo Momma Care by MC DonkeyPunch March 23, 2010

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance 

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien, the fragrance, adrien, adrien, adrien

Marinette: adrien ahhhh
Adrien: oh don’t mind the ad of mine
Marinette: you have a ad?
Also marinette: raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance

self care 

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.
"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."
self care by frumpadump November 25, 2017