Caroline

The best girl in the whole entire world. She is always on top of everything and talks positive about everybody. Never lets anyone down. Very pretty and unique. The only problem about her is that she is to addicted to chocolate! But in my opinion that is not really a problem.

Person 1: Hi Caroline!
Person 2: You look astonishing.
Caroline: Thank you very much.

by Heyho111 February 2, 2020

Carol Baskin

When you draw a smiley face, little hat and eyebrow rings on your penis. Then smother your penis in sardine oil and feed it to your ladies kitty. My old lady got freaky in the sack last night.

My old lady got freaky in the sack last night. She asked me to give her a Carol Baskin.

by madpitbull April 11, 2020

Caolán

People named Caolán tend to have a severe lack of aesthetic beauty but take pride in their extremely developed posterior.

Damn Caolán what you doing out here with all this ass, double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass.

by Dermot.McCabe November 24, 2021

Carolina Cunt Burner

This is the ultimate revenge during break up sex. First off you need a girl, it works much better if you hate/wish to cause pain to this girl, aka ex girlfriend. After arranging break up sex you leave the room and apply the condom, after that you rub on Icy hot, Bengay, Texas pete ext…. to the condom, but make sure to keep it away from your unit because this is meant to cause only the female pain. You walk back into the room nonchalantly and begin to take place in sexual activity. Upon insertion she will feel a bit of a tingling sensation, but that will soon turn to excruciating pain. You should be extremely satisfied.

Dude you remember that bitch that broke up with me? well she thought it would be cool to have some break up sex, i hit her with a Carolina Cunt Burner that was so bad. that hoe is still bleeding

by Bakersville Dill November 13, 2009

north carolina

Redneckland, U.S.A.

People in North Carolina are so southern and redneck they make people in Virginia look like Canadians, no fucking joke

by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009

carolina

A girl who enjoys a cold glass of lemonade while reading Ernest Hemingway on her grandaddys porch. She is someone who feels classy while ice skating beacuse of the long glides she takes. When she smokes out in her garage she likes the feeling of her dogs fur against her face. Sometimes she has a weird reaction to certain things and reacts by twitching and making strange grunting noises, which can be very attractive. She belives that almost anything can be solved with come glitter and a few advil's. When her Marc Jacob sunglasses get dirty she will lick them clean because she doesnt like to waste water. She also plays an active part in her community by paying the mexican with a cleft lift money for the tasty oranges he sells by the road. On Sunday mornings you can probably find her eating a bagel and lox at the local cafe, even though that is usually a weird thing for her kind to do. When she is older she will be a part time drug dealer, who will eventually get her teaching credential, then travel around the world with her best friend. She will marry a black hippie with dreds and who will always wear a cowboy hat and talk about politics with her. He will not vote for Obama, but for Hillary, which is a rare thing to find. When Oprah's time has come her life will partially be fuffilled and from that point on she knows life will be good.
She will always be fabulous and nothing less.

Grandaddy: Why do I hear the rocking chair sqeeking again?
Guadalupe: Carolina's reading out on the porch again.
Grandaddy: Dammit!

by jackdanielswhiskey March 22, 2008

Columbia, South Carolina

The trashiest Capitol "city" (more like an expansive, trashy town) in the United States of America. Home to almost as many homeless drunks as streetlights, this "gem" of the "south" houses an ever-increasing number of ghetto, uneducated, section-8-milking morons. While the "city" does have a (very) few nice neighborhoods, the majority is crap. Most people seem to be more concerned with how their car looks or sounds than the fact that they serve chicken over a counter for a living while attempting to support their many, many offspring. The laziness of the people is demonstrated by the endless tax services willing to rip people off of their tax returns, because they're either too lazy or legitimately too slow to comprehend how to file their own taxes. Cashiers are unable to split $10 cash-back into smaller bills without precise direction because they simply cannot do that math. Columbia embodies the fact that South Carolina has the worst public school system in the country. Any "southern drawl" is just a lazy term for how unbelievably lazy the people are. Any sort of customer service will make you want to burn the company to the ground, and if you can understand half of the dialecting that the majority of the population adapts, you'll be lucky that you were able to get directions from someone to the person that can point you to the person that might know where the manager of the Walmart that you're standing in is, so that they can point you towards the item you're looking for.

Steve: Why don't any big events or tours stop in Columbia, South Carolina?
Brian: I don't think they want to be endlessly depressed by the people and the state of the city.

or

Steve: Oh no, I have to travel to Columbia, South Carolina for work.
Brian: Make sure you take your little brother's beat up car, and make sure you lock it. If you do both of those, there's a chance that someone actually won't break into the car and steal your seats.

by Feline Fister April 27, 2013