Can't never know

When one does or will not ever have an answer to the question being perposed.

I wonder who that is? " I can't never know".

by BS defines April 03, 2018

Can't Undersplain

The inability to understand or explain something. Usually while chemically augmented AKA fucked up.

Hey bro I'm walking around Electric forest and I can't Undersplain an effin thing soooooo gonzo

by Benjiblueyes April 13, 2020

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady October 22, 2015

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 07, 2024

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 08, 2021